Sunday, December 09, 2007

almost got run over at wal-mart

i almost got run over in the wal-mart parking lot the other day. i was actually trying to put my buggy back where they're supposed to go, not just in front of some random car like i usually do. jk, i would never do that, usually i just put it up on curb or something. i'm lazy, what can i say. so anywho, this white car just keeps backing up and i didn't notice it of course until it was almost too late. i think i was looking down at a gum wrapper or something interesting like that. so i look up and this car is not showing any sign of stopping. it's got sorority stickers on it and other crap like that decorating the back of it. it was filled with a bunch of college aged girls of course, i already mentioned the sorority stickers. so they drive off as i'm slightly startled. i was just going to go on my merry little almost got hit by sorostitues way, when i hear screaming coming from this pick up truck across from me with this bewildered looking middle school boy standing in front of this truck. this lady with bleach blond hair is sitting in the drivers seat screaming obscenities. then i realize that she is screaming at the car as it drives away. i was thinking, did they try to hit her too? but she was trying to stick up for me for almost being hit by these girls. i think she said, "i can't stand those kinds of people, they don't care cause they got daddy's money" and other various things that she would do to them if she could. i told her thanks for her concern and that i knew she had my back. i should have gotten her number or something. i may need a bodyguard someday.

1 comment:

Ellen said...

That was a close call.